why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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women playing football?

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Stephen Walking.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Anti Joke

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