What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Your mom.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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a ginger has a soul

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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