A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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( o Y o )

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Gestapo.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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