- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

I have a crush on my dad.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Knock Knock Not Yet

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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