A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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The NHL playoffs

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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