Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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the WNBA

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4/20.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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