whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

i'm not gay

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

It says so on your cap.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Hey, Max!!

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