Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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