why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Nathan Gooderson.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A fat boy walked into a party

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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