What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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