why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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German sausage is the wurst

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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wow garlic, yum

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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