- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

Obama is a good president.

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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