ROSS G IS OBESE

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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women

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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