how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What is worse

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How do magnets work?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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i love antijokes

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Asians

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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imadewords

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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