Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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