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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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KEVIN HART

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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newt gingrich

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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