What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Penis.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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