Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Penis

Chuck Norris

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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