What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Jake Bowar

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Your Mom

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