- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Chayton

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

obama is a good president

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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