How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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the guy below me is gay

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The WNBA.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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YOU IS DUM

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Anti Joke

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