How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats gay ? you

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

no u

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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