Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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Anti Joke

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