Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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