Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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High school gym class.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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