Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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