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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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