- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

How many dislikes can this get?

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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