Yo mama so fat she died

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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