- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What should I name my dog?

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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