Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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