- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

you wanna hear a joke? no

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

One Big Ass Mistake America

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Turtles

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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