What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

why did the man die? he got shot

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

A ginger rapping.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Canada

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Men's rights.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What does a man like. food.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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