What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Aodhan Hearty

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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