- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Dead babies.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What will happen when a black person die they die

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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