- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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