Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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