Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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you just lost the game

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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poop

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Poo LOL

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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