A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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