What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A dancer walks into a barre

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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