- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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