- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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