- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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