What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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