- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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