- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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