- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Your big dick.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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