What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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