What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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