What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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