- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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