Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? Seriously, who, on this planet, bothers to care about such a trivial matter? Is it really that important to you that must be given clarification as to why a random bird species just happened to cross a road? Will knowing benefit your life in some fashion? Well I'd like to know how. Ha! Perhaps you feel that, if you have the answer revealed to you, it will give you extra guidance of some sort in raising a chicken as a pet, or training a chicken to perform tricks for an animal contest, or something along those lines. Well I'm afraid you are out of luck, as I will not tell you. By reading this passage, you are wasting so much precious time. As you keep reading, seconds pass and you only waste more. You could be doing so much more with your life right now. Instead, you could be studying a topic that you might need to be knowledgeable about in the future. You could be shopping for goods. You could be painting a nice picture, writing a short story, or composing a piece of music. You could be getting exercise, or cleaning your house, or spending time with family, or even raising money for charity. There are countless meaningful tasks that you could be carrying out which would benefit you and others around you, including those who are less fortunate than you. But no. Instead you choose to do nothing, reading useless and forgettable anti-jokes on a crummy website, with a strange, fruitless desire of knowing why a chicken crossed a road. You must have such a sad life. You know what? I pity you, so I have decided that I will tell you why the chicken crossed the road. But only if you want to know. You might not want to know by this point. Do you still want to know? Are you sure you do? Are you really, really sure? Because I'm gonna tell you, regardless. Just keep reading! Don't take your eyes off the screen! You will find out exactly why the chicken crossed the road in 3... 2...1... and here we go! Ready, kids? The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... whoops, actually, I forgot. Sorry.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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