A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

there once was a black man who played basketball

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Granny porn!

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

If life gives you lemonade.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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