justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

One, two, three, four and five

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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